Last night we went to the cosy little bar Chez Camille, up in montmartre. After some music and drinks me and Josie went out for some air and gossip...

Me: So, who's the hot bartender you were talking about?

Josie: (goes a bit pink) ... he's standing right there.

Hot bartender: (laughs) well, that was funny!

Smooth as always.. oh well, hopefully I helped them along a bit!