As many parisians, I spend a lot of my time on the metro. The other day I started making all kinds of lists in my head to pass the time, this is the result of list nr 1!

Activities to make people look at you funny on the metro...

- Say bless you in swedish to a sneezing stranger

- Take someones sandwich, while they're eating it

- Play the Metro game (a sort of music charades game)

- Dance around one of the poles to "In love with a stripper"

- Hang up side down, also using one of the poles

- Share very juicy gossip in swedish, only to hear the guy next to you say excuse me - in swedish - when he wants to get past you

- Get off while the train is still moving, fall flat on your butt and bounce up and down a couple of times

- Pretend that you work for RATP and check everyones tickets

- Make zombie noises when the lights go out


And yes, I assure you, all of these are real life experiences.